September 2011
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People keep saying "oh Lauren your hair is soooo...
I know this might be hard to believe, but the secret is to stop cutting your hair.
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I made the best joke today.
And Twitter like, deleted it. Anyway, it said
“My InDesign professor just said ‘you wanna do some lines? lets do some lines’ and I immediately thought of cocaine #whitegirlproblems”
Best pun ever. How did I get so funny?
August 2011
Green River Ordinance is on in RoHo
WHAT
I think I was a cat in a past life
because all I do is eat, sleep, and get territorial.
“Sometimes you can tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings...”
– John Mayer (via littlemissillgettough)
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Save the romance for emotions that you saw on TV...
There are only 3 bands in my life that I refuse to...
And I’ve kept them to myself for almost 6 years now, at least. I almost suggested a song to someone by one of them because it’s so perfect for their situation, but I really just can’t do that. #musicsnobproblems
Why did I take that personally?
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“If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.”
– Lauren Conrad (via bergdorfblond)
It feels so nice to be back from Rock Hill
I never thought I’d love being in Columbia, but, no offense to any Winthropians, but that place about killed me. I need some sleep, and some Vitamin C or something because I def have a cold :(
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I'm at Winthrop right now
so if you see me say hey because I don’t even know why I’m here
Things I'm thankful for:
Ativan.
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I'm gonna put on my new shirt, shine up these old...
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I'm so over my dreams
like, hey, you’re not a part of my life anymore, so I’d prefer if you weren’t popping up in my dreams every night, either. Subconscious, stop sucking, you’re totally screwing up my progress.
