People keep saying "oh Lauren your hair is soooo...
I know this might be hard to believe, but the secret is to stop cutting your hair.
I made the best joke today.
And Twitter like, deleted it. Anyway, it said “My InDesign professor just said ‘you wanna do some lines? lets do some lines’ and I immediately thought of cocaine #whitegirlproblems” Best pun ever. How did I get so funny?
Green River Ordinance is on in RoHo
I think I was a cat in a past life
because all I do is eat, sleep, and get territorial.
Sometimes you can tell someone to never call you again, and then the phone rings...– John Mayer (via littlemissillgettough)
Save the romance for emotions that you saw on TV...
There are only 3 bands in my life that I refuse to...
And I’ve kept them to myself for almost 6 years now, at least. I almost suggested a song to someone by one of them because it’s so perfect for their situation, but I really just can’t do that. #musicsnobproblems
Why did I take that personally?
If others are jealous, you’re doing something right.– Lauren Conrad (via bergdorfblond)
It feels so nice to be back from Rock Hill
I never thought I’d love being in Columbia, but, no offense to any Winthropians, but that place about killed me. I need some sleep, and some Vitamin C or something because I def have a cold :(
I'm at Winthrop right now
so if you see me say hey because I don’t even know why I’m here
Things I'm thankful for:
I'm gonna put on my new shirt, shine up these old...
I'm so over my dreams
like, hey, you’re not a part of my life anymore, so I’d prefer if you weren’t popping up in my dreams every night, either. Subconscious, stop sucking, you’re totally screwing up my progress.